DUI

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by AngelKisses (An angel with no Halo) on Friday, 16-Mar-2007 20:23:31

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, "Where have you been?"

"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."

"I did alright," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 16-Mar-2007 20:29:02

hahahaha

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 17-Mar-2007 7:15:57

good one

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 18-Mar-2007 18:25:36

lol.

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 19-Mar-2007 3:06:19

That's really good. thanks.

Bob